what are the birds doing

The slang used to desribe what is left on a bare chest after a man has ejaculated his man juice on to it.

I gave this girl a wicked pearl necklace last night with my hot steamy load.

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Mama bird

A scraggly young chap who fiddles about with his guitar

David is such a mama bird.

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two birds one stone

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once

Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

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two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.

Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!

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Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

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Ghetto Birds

A killer urban 4person punk band from Orange County! (Stanton)

"Man the GHETTO BIRDS made my ears bleed!"

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higher than bird pussy

1. something exteremly high.

2. being blown out of your mind.

1. "gas is 4 dollars a gallon, damn thats higher than bird pussy."
2. " shit last night was crazy we played beer pong and were ripping the bong all night, i was higher than bird pussy!"

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