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The popping noise made by a television from heat causing the plastic to expand.
"What the fuck was that?"
"That was a TV fart. The heat caused the plastic to expand, building up pressure that was just now released."
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when you keep farting all day, but the farts are really tiny and come in waves of 3-7 tiny bubbles. They feel like what it looks like when fish blow bubbles in an aquarium or probably what a actual fish fart is like. For the most part the do not carry a scent, but they ones that do are pretty bad. Fish farts are so tiny you will actually forget you have them, even though they come ever few minutes. Part of how they get their name is becasue they have the memory of a fish. Also know as "double F's."
I had the fish farts all day. I know they were carriers too. I could tell how Christy was looking at me.
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When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes
guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar
girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?
guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...
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Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet
Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!
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The act of farting while walking. One trying to hold the fart in with tight butt cheaks - but the fart escapes causing a fiddely motion.
She walked down the street fiddely farting.
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Simple. A fart that comes out a females vaginia.
Those girls let out a lot of vaginal farts, gross!
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A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.
Did that stain come from a monkey fart?
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