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Paul is one who strives to achieve and reinvents himself in the process if needed to achieve what he strives for.
Paul: “Never give up”
Paul is a very cool and attractive person. He always make you laugh, and come along with almost every girl. You can think he’s flirting with them, but he’s only a very good friend! He is good in many sports, especially football. He can almost every sort of trick and dribble and will always be on your side.
If you have him, never let him go, you’ll never find someone like him!
Person 1: hey did you see Paul’s new cool football trick?
Person 2: yeah, it’s so cool! I wish I was like him!
Paul is a lazy, blob of hamburger helper that throws insults out to ease the pain of oncoming heart disease.
Person 1:that guy is really fat, what do I call him
Person 2: call him paul
Paul (pronounced /pɔ l/) is a well-liked and charismatic male with large genitalia.
Paul likes long walks on the beach and late nights at the strip club!
Paul has a way with words, and girls flock to Paul because of his irregularly large penis and well-trimmed pubic regions (including his butthole).
Paul walks into massage parlors, blasted on cocaine, and shouts "Ni hao ma!", thinking that he has found the secret password for a handjob.
Dude, did you hear about the orgy I had in my dads basement over the weekend?? I might as well change my name to Paul! Roflrofl
A person that loves the taste of toenails, someone who cant grow hair or draw feet. He keeps getting insulted at school and threatened but keeps forgetting to bring the brown pants. He thinks drinking out of a star wars mug is cool.
Person 1: Yo do you see that person with the star wars mug?
Person 2: That's definitely a Paul