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When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass
You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick
When you see a hot chick walking by and you airbang them with out them even knowing it.
Did you see that hot redhead that just walked by? Yeah man I was air banging her the whole time she walked by
On September 26th Everyone should wear their AF1s to school, no matter the color way, how fresh or beat up they are, or how much you dislike them
Aye, It’s Air Force 1s Day, why aren’t you wearing yours?
I don’t have any
An Air Waldadash is one of the most dangerous creatures on this plane of existence. It can generate out of nowhere and unless you are underground, you cannot avoid these beasts.
The Air Waldadash can only be killed if you have a bottle of the space vacuum
The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.
Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?
Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.
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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?
Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum
I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener
Poo flavoured air is often referred to as a fart or stinky air, although it can come in forms of e-liquid by the name of 'shat flavoured air'.
It is also the greatest group chat of the modern generation
I was puffing on some poo flavoured air the other day bro