When you use this phrase it means it got you irritated,angry, and/or made your asshole clench from Anxiety.
I hate when i can’t half-swipe on snapchat, it sent my asshole in a frenzy.
Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’
Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.
when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean
i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.
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The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.
“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”
a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"