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When someone gets an erection from anything to do with Astrology.
1: "Hey bro is that the North Star?"
2: "YES!..Sorry I just came to the sight of it"
1: "Dude..you just got an Astrolo-Boner"
A Genshin Impact monster that are big and makes it seem as they have a huge dick and has a lot of boners.
Mitachurl boners look hot and wanna suck it all.
1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.
"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"
"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"
When you get so much hype you pop a boner.
Omg bro! That new Star Wars trailer gave me a hype boner!
A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to
Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner
No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it
a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place
"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"
"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?
Fuck yeah!!"
That tingly feeling you get in your mouth when you think of a certain food or start eating something you've been thinking about eating.
Person 1: Why did my mouth feel weird when I took a bite of that Thin Mint?
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner