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When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.
Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.
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1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.
"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"
"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"
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When you get so much hype you pop a boner.
Omg bro! That new Star Wars trailer gave me a hype boner!
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When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩
Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!
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When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.
"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"
"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."
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A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant
He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl
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Boner Petit is a term that some music stans refer to Katy Perry's song Bon Appetite as mockingly.
Boner Petit is such a shitty song, Look What You Made Me Do Outsold.
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