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1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.
"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"
"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"
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When you get so much hype you pop a boner.
Omg bro! That new Star Wars trailer gave me a hype boner!
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When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.
"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"
"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."
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When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩
Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!
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A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to
Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner
No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it
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A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant
He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl
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a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place
"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"
"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?
Fuck yeah!!"
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