Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.

Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.

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Anti-Boner

1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.

"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"

"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"

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hype boner

When you get so much hype you pop a boner.

Omg bro! That new Star Wars trailer gave me a hype boner!

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Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.

"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."

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cheeze boner

When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩

Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!

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Comedy Boner

When you get "excited" about something that is literally fucking hilarious and no one else is around.

Cletus (Extreme Trumpeter): "Man! I'm really glad that Fuhrer Trump selected the extremely intelligent goddess that is Miss Sarah Palin for vice Fuhrer!"
Jack (Sane person): "I have such a comedy boner right now..."

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clutch boner

When you're in a 1 vs 4 situation and you manage to win the round, and your penis becomes enlarged.

"Holy fuck dude nice clutch!"
"Yeah man! I have such a clutch boner!"

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