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The phrase used to call dibs on an attractive female in a workplace; without having to worry about a sexual harassment suit.
To be used only when in a group.
The phrase is expected to be spoken with enough volume, so that all concerned parties, including the person being reserved, can hear that "King Me" is in effect.
Once King Me is in affect someone, it stays in affect for 24 hours, or until it makes sense for someone else to call it.
During the 24 hour window that King Me is in affect; only the person who called King Me can enter into any sexual contact of any sort with the female in concern.
Nobody can tell the attractive females about the game (punishable by death)
If the female knows about the game; you have no idea what she's talking about and your group was talking about a game of checkers.
If attractive females are traveling in a flock; which they often do, you can and SHOULD call King Me on the whole group.
"KING ME!!!!" said the dude who saw the hott chick.
Dude!!! Me and Bob just got back from the chow hall and the PX and Bob King Me-ed like 5 bitches.
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Grenglish word for Burger King.
"Pali tha pate sto King Burgen?"
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One of the greatest progressive rock bands on the planet.
Members:
Nick Wright - Drums
Alex Clark - Vocals
Alex Everett - Guitar
Ezra Bortner - Bass
You might ask, How did this awesome band start? A legitimate, yet stupid question. An awesome, manly man named Nick Wright (the kind of guy you read about in the Bible) was watching his favorite band, The Mars Volta. When he thought to himself, Wow! We should rock this hard! Into this Godly picture came Alex Clark, who hung out with Nick on a regular basis. They could often be spotted eating hamburgers with A1 steak sauce at the Waffle House together. They both decided that it was time to start something so great and powerful that it made Wrestlemania III look like a crappy sci-fi flick. So Nick found another Alex, but this Alex doesnt sing. This Alex he wailed on his mighty guitar. Shortly afterward, Alex found Ezra, who slapped a bass harder than he slapped his mom. The foursome formed Clash of Kings, probably to become the greatest band of all time.
Some guy: Wow, (insert any band name here) is the greatest band I've ever heard.
Other guy: You have never heard of Clash of Kings have you?
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something that bob and simon will never find out
not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world!
all we know is king john holds the identity to john king
;)
bob says '' who is john king, boo hoo, tell me or ill scream''
simon says '' i dont know bob, maybe ill cry too brother''
the girls say ''hahahahhaahhahhaa bob n simon works for john king''
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Founded some time in the past, the original students are now teaching at the school. Certain teachers are ancient and are at risk of dying suddenly when approached with a question concerning the headmaster's unwanted books on leadership.
Certain Boys in Year 10 2007 should be exterminated, the names of which will not be released in this.. blog?
Unless of course your name happens to be
-Michael
-Christopher
-Lachlan
-James
-Thomas or
-Daniel.
There are now THREE students remaining in the year who have not been named, and their privacy will be repected.
We at your sister school have a short message for all of you:
No matter how much we despise the discos we have with you,
no matter how boring it is that you all come dressed the same,
and no matter how much it annoys us that you never take into consideration HOW MUCH TIME it takes to get us to look that slutty,
we will continue attending your boring discos, simply because we have no other social gatherings to attend, or because our Year Co-Ordinator is an absolute LEGEND and deserves a medal, and he puts a lot of work into organising these discos, so we go just to make him happy.
We love you ERNIE!!
thankyou.
that is all.
Dam, there are very few boys at The Kings School worth going to those boring discos for!
There is one single Tara Girl Who has an unspoken obsession for the boys at The Kings School, and she lives near the beach...
The Kings School consists of gorilla like creatures, most of whom are named Michael, Christopher, Lachlan, James, Thomas or Daniel.
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Someone would say: the other day I ate 5 pizzas and I did a massive shit the following morning, it was a king brown!!!
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a long hair, normally by itself randomly.
ewww, i got a King James on my chest
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