Often used to say how your doing but can also be used as a lie
"I'm fine" she said But it was a lie
When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
🤫🧏 ♂️
A beautiful technique that also allows you to get out of any conversation when you’re improving your jawline with the mewing technique.
Bob “Hey bro, are you sleeping with my girlfriend?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Bob “Did you just say ‘shhh I'm mewing’ to my face?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.
I'm new! check this out.
When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word
Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!
I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...
"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
saying that a narcissistic person like you says
teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this