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formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"
New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"
When a girl masterbates it is referred to as tickling her fancy
Guy 1: Yo, I messaged Sonia last night and she wouldn’t message back!
Guy 2: she was probably to busy while she tickled her fancy! XD
Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.
Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.
A literal God. Mythic Drunk God of the Uchiha
Jhong as the Mythical Drunk God , has arrived and disguise as Jhong Her
A chick who you think is doin the damn thing, has her own shit only to find out she lives with her man.
This bitch is lyin bout her crib livin wit her nigga everytime im ova she hidin all his pictures hidin all his clothes hidin all his shoes i can fuck dis bitch dis bitch is bad news
Song by pastor troy one of the greatest southern rappers
Is a story written by K.C. Washington
Kathy’s mom passed away yst.
Mark: i can see her face the mourning becomes her pal.
Put her in 6th and step on her
full send or no send just honk on her bobo