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The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil
OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS
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John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass
I wrote a song about John Hanson
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Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.
Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)
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The most powerful person in the universe and is good friends with double J. John Fealias is snoop dogs brother and John will murder you if you talk bad about him.
John Fealias proved his domination over planted earth after slaughtering the president and his family.
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The perverted act of climbing into an open pit, outhouse, or campground toilet to peek at other people's genitalia. So far an act only reported occurring in Maine.
He's such a pervert, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Peeping John!
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A Pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.
Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.
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It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.
One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.
Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.
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