Nake n Bake

1.the state of being left hanging to a great degree 2.the state of being screwed over to a great degree

Situation:
Mike asked his friend Peter to bring him a dollar, so he could afford the speakers which he needed the next day, Peter said no problem.
The Next Day:
Mike: "Hey where's that money?"
Peter: "What are you talking about? i gotta go, cya!"
Mike: "Nake n Bake man... Nake and Bake..."

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f n u

Fine and you

How are you doing today?

F n u

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n@t@$

(Pronounced "Noddis")
One who is a n00b (Also z1g), though extremely more so.

Looks at the N@T@$ get pwned

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Shake n Bake

Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.

Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."

Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"

Russ: "You know what time it is...?"

Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"

Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"

500mtrs away....

Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"

pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....

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S n' D

Splash n' Dash. having sex with a girl then realizing that you must leave as soon as possible to avoid relationships

i was drunk as hell so i had to pull off a S n' D and i never saw her again.

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Tuck n' Roll

When a man has an awkward public erection as the result of unwanted arousal which he then "tucks" up into his waistband and keeps on "rollin" to be on his way again.

"Hey dude, do you ever tuck your boner into your waist band?"

"Fuck yeah bro, it's the 'Tuck n' Roll'!"

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Guns n' Roses

A terrible excuse for music. Miserable instrumentalists, lyricists, and composers. Simply put, they FUCKING SUCK! Axl Rose has zero talent, and has to cover it up by whining like a newborn baby.

Slash? Have you morons ever heard of Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton? Guns n' Roses couldn't lick Led Zeppelin's sweaty, hairy BALLS!

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