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A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
Your one friend kameron who gets mad over the dumbest shit and beats women, and denies liking them.
Hahaha why u a mad kam
A phrase that means to evacuate yourself from an area as quickly as possible with potentially chaotic results ensuing as in relating to the TV show Mad Dogs on Amazon Prime in which the main characters had to make an impromptu attempt to flee from Belize in a last ditch effort to conserve their lives.
When tommy pooped his pants during the NCAA division championship basketball game, all the members of the opposing basketball team were visibly mad dogging it off the court
An anonymous individual who commonly poops above the water line, leaving more poop than is flushed.
I went to use the restroom and the back of the toilet was covered in splatter. The Mad Pooper had struck again!
Danish words for "a food" but every dane knows it actually means a piece of ryebread/rubræd with leverpostej
"i need en mad"
1. Hoes mad but not a hoe, and usually a male.
2. Someone named Joe that is mad.
3. Someone that is getting mad for basically no reason.
1. He is Joes Mad
2. Joe went to the store and got expired milk. Now Joes Mad
3. Yo, he got Joes Mad over a sandwich.