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While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.
Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you
Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)
epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury
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A sadly, no longer existent third wave ska band. They were super-de-duper amazing~!
Some of the members are now in Streetlight Manifesto with former members of Catch 22's glory days. Streetlight Manifesto is also super-de-duper amazing~!
I only get to hear a few OCG songs because their CD's are out of print and out of stock =(
Listen to the song "Skank Away"
It's incredible.
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Basically the same sort of thing as a girl next door. He's sweet, charming, and quite cute, although he doesn't seem to know it.
Guys next door don't really dig the whole taking advantage of a girl thing, and although able to be one of the lads, they can be great mates with girls as well.
They dress casually, and although they don't try to stand out in the crowd or be the centre of attention, they still shine.
Guy's next door usually have one of those laughs or smiles that is able to make you feel instantly happier.
As part of a relationship, guys next door are typically the kind who seem quite casual about dating- they don't try it on fast. But, as with a girl next door, the guy isn't seen as being that involved in a relationship... but anyone who's been in one with a guy next door will know that they're dark horses, and alot more fun and pasionate than you first thought.
So if you find a guy next door (and you happen to be a girl next door)... this one's a keeper.
Bring him home to the parents no problem!
Seth, from the O.C is a bit of a guy next door....although he's got a bit of a nerd thing going on
(despite that......mmmmmmmm!!!)
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A condition where a guy feels he is entitled to dating a girl simply because he has been her friend and let her cry on her shoulder about the jerks. When she is not attracted to him, he choses to blame it on the fact that he has been a "nice guy" and she only wants to date jerks. Really, not the mentality of a guy who is actually nice, because one should not be kind in the hopes of getting a girl and simply be kind for the sake of being kind. Any guy who tries to guilt you into dating him simply because you are friends has the mental affliction known as nice guy syndrome.
"Hey Pam, do you want to date me?"
"Sorry Bill, you're a good guy, but I'm not interested like that."
"You're such a bitch! You won't date me because I've been a good person to you."
"I think you have a case of nice guy syndrome."
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The best person to live, ever. His saxophone destroys everyone's ears with its amazing melody.
His hips dance harder than everyone's education.
His reappearance in 2017 made him more sassy and saxy than ever
Stranger: yo do you remember that guy with the saxophone that made me fap?
Other Stranger: yeah, you mean epic sax guy?
Stranger: oh yes, how could I forget
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The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name was revealed to be "Jeff Albertson".
"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy
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You really don't have anything to say about him.
Bob: How do you like your roommate?
John: I mean... he's a nice guy..
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