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Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs February 22, 2011


Chocka-Block

A colloquial term originating from Australian and New Zealand English dialects, used to describe a situation, place, or object that is filled-to-capacity, crowded, or packed full, leaving little to no space for anything else.

1. The concert venue was chocka-block with fans, it was impossible to move!
2. The fridge was chocka-block with junk from last night's party, there’s no room for any real food!
3. The cat's litter box was chocka-block, urgent clean-up mission required before the smell becomes unbearable!

by nexzed September 25, 2024


hurtin block in

cool kid that posts montages on youtube. Known for blocking into beds in ranked bedwars (at supersane speed). Cracked at block game

He just did a hurtin block in.

by unsatisfy March 18, 2021


Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.

Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked

by Gomer B. December 13, 2011


Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 5, 2012


Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 2, 2016


ill block every guy for u

fucking in love with you.

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her

by hesmineonly March 27, 2023