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Deeply and vigorously penetrating the sphincter of a organism to the degree where it has lost the ability to function succesfully.
Police - "How did you escape for that petophile young man?"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"
a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”
i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group
my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned
To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.
Damn I was three hole punching earlier.
A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.
Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.
Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.
That Tropical Smoothie drink got her going fast. When you add strawberries to your bananas it has you feeling kinda Jetty.
That Tropical Smoothie Cafe Jetty Punch gets me going fast.
verb (used with object), Slang.
1. To strike someone in the genitals.
2. A punch in the dick.
First Person: "The next thing I knew she Kanye Punched me."
Second Person: "Kanye Punched?"
First Person: "Yeh, Kanye Punched. She punched me in the dick. Dick punch. Gedditt?"
A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.
I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.
Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"