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When you go down on a girl while she is on her period.
Guy 1: “Dude, I went down on this check last night, but when she turned on the lights, my face was covered in red!”
Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”
A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!
Have a lunch.
Jeremy: What will you do now?
Tobias: I'll go punch a lunch, do you want to go with me?
To put a bitch in her mouth when she plays with you
I’ll punch a bitch in her mouth if she plays with me
A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.
My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.
Deeply and vigorously penetrating the sphincter of a organism to the degree where it has lost the ability to function succesfully.
Police - "How did you escape for that petophile young man?"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"
a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”
i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group
my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned