The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.
How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took
The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”
“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”
at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.
Person 1: can you ride a bike with me
Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation
Person 1: oh f-
Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually
A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.
"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."
To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would
Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.
In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
A cop ride along when you're arrested
Friend: u been isolating from depression again?
Me: no I had an infamous ride along and went to jail