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when you go to the toilet and think it's gonna be a really solid one then it comes out like a brown mash potato
oh my god man I'm making a sloppy
When two girls spread their legs and rub their genitals together.
OMG look at those skanks doing the sloppy scissors!
A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.
Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.
A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
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When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.
I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!
When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle
"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"
When your finger food gets so sloppy you can’t eat it with your hands anymore.
My cheeseburger bun fell off and now my burger is sloppy fucked.