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The ultimate in cuteness!
Elise is super duper cute! <3
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Worst Super Bowl in history. The game was boring. During halftime, he get hyped as a Spongebob clip plays fofor a few seconds, expecting Sweet Victory to play, only for Sicko Mode to happen. Fuck Sicko Mode. Fuck Travis Scott. Fuck Maroon 5. Fuck the Super Bowl ads. Fuck this Super Bowl.
Dude 1: Did you watch the Super Bowl 53?
Dude 2: Yes
Dude 1: How was it
Dude 2: Gay
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This one is for the gurls it’s the equivalent to destroy dick December only for the lady’s tho, the objective is for you (the lady) to suck off how ever many guys for the number of that day so if it September 9 you have to suck off 9 different guys
Hey Sarah are you gonna participate in super suck September? No I don’t think so, it’s a little much for me.
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1.) A special concoction of various forms of noodles that when combined with garlic salt can be extremely hazardous.
2.) The favorite dish of the famous KWEZ.
1.) "We sat around and ate super duper noodles."
2.) "KWEZ, I'm making super duper noodles, KWEZ! They're your favorite!"
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The superhero in charge, bosses Jamalinpants around and eats Hao Ming for breakfast!
Randypants is stealing wonka's purse, but thankfully super tamika-chan is here to save the day!
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Girl is giving u the best head u can get and u bust a big ass nut right in her throat on that little dagling thing in the back of her throat
My nigga what happen wit that girl u left wit da club with
She sucked my dick it was fucking the shit and i had no other option but to Super Soak That Bitch
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The most amazing super hero in the entire universe, way better than Superman, the flash, Batman, Catwoman, Daredevil, The Hulk, The Mask, Jaws, Big Bird, The Three Stooges, The Three Amigos, the Green Lantern, Noobman, Emeril and Dr. phil ... combined. Super Tetelman Man has ever super power that you could ever imagine, and if you were ever to imagine a new one he would then gain that power. He can fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, breath ice, have atomic farts, play a percet game of bowling ten times in a row, summon captain planet (only to ridicule him about how he is a hippy that is gay with aquaman), breathe anywhere, not need to breath, turn invisible transform into a bucket of mud, water, or any other living or nonliving thing, make annoying dogs stop barking, and everything else, he can even summon the fishes as useless as that power is. The only thing stopping him from saving the world from itself, the sun, asteroids, comets, robots, disease, bad movies(like Superman Returns), global warming, and hat hair is his one weakness that being he is lazy beyond belief. This causes him to use his pwers but in the most lazy way ever. This could include telekenisis to get the remote control, mind control to get pizza, talking to fish to wipe his ass, time control to watch his favorite show and skip the crappy ones(without tivo whic is to expesive for someone to lazy to get a job). The only aspect of Super Tetelman Man that is not lazy is his side kick, Super Teteldog Dog who is not quite as super as Super Teteman Man.
If only Super Tetelman Man was not so lazy he could teleport here and save us from certain doom and destruction.
Super Tetelman Man is so cool I want to grow up just like him
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