Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

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rock 'n' roll

An awesome song by Led Zeppelin originally realeased on the Led Zeppelin IV (zoso.

Been a long time since a rock 'n' rolled!

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Egg roll money

The wealth of a young asian immigrant who appears balling and acts hard, but either they or their family just owns a cash-only asian restaurant and evades taxes. Prevalent in the asian comunity.

Yo check that sweet whip, is he an accountant or is he pushing weight?

Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.

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Alaskan Cinnamon Roll

The act of shitting on your partner's chest after having intercourse and then cumming on top of the shit. After performing the first step, it is encouraged for one to eat the masterpiece.

Q: Why does your breath smell like shit?
A: Its not shit, its an Alaskan Cinnamon Roll. Want one?

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swiss cake roll

pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.

You've never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!

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I Roll Twenties

The proudness of rolling twenty sided dice, referring to someone who Plays D.A.D./ Dungeons and Dragons. The term originate's from the web comic Penny Arcade.

"That is because I roll twenties"

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rolling balls

Going out with someone; in a relationship.

So, you and that bitch still rolling balls?

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