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Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.
When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.
Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."
*2 minutes later...
Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
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When horny little kids go to ROBLOX Sex places and record it on youtube for some reason.
Christina: OMG! David uploaded that Roblox sex video on youtube with me! I'm sooo horny after watching that. It made me cum!
MEANWHILE
David *on pornhub*: *jerks off* UHH UHH THIS MADE MY PP HARD I THINK I HAD A BONER AAAA
Mother *walks in*: Daavid! What are you doing on that site? It is gross of you to go on here! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!
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Refers to sexual intercourse, with a person who puts in no effort. Thus resembling a cold slab of meat.
"Last night was terible, it was just slab sex. you could have put some minge into it!"
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Sex in which consent was given by both parties. Sex with mutual consent.
I love my partner! We have consensual sex, when we are both ready, and willing, and happy to have sex with each other!
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Literally the opposite of heterosexual sex.
Typically between 2 gay men, but can easily be between 2 gay (lesbian) women.
“Hey, Victor... WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX?”
“Sure, let’s do it...”
“Let’s 69 first!”
“That’s hot.”
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Noun
A condition mimicking alcohol intoxication which develops after one engages in exceptionally satisfying sex. Signs and symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of euphoria, extreme relaxation, black outs/missing time, lack of inhibition and/or the desire to dance with reckless abandon.
After some slammin' afternoon sex, I didn't even remember driving back to the office. I was under the influence of a serious sex buzz.
Everyone at work kept commenting on how happy and relaxed I was. I told them it was because of the beautiful, sunny weather, but I really had a killer sex buzz going on.
NOTE:A sex buzz often preceeds the more debilitating sex coma.
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When you’re so depressed that you both decide to have a suicide pact by having multiple orgasms until you die via exhaustion. The autopsy is a hoot
Did you hear about John and his girlfriend? Yea the doctor said they committed suicide sex
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