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A pakage of Jiffy Pop taped to the roof.
ahh... typical Hillbilly's fire detector...
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the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.
She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.
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Originated in the volcanoes of Hawaii when a man lighted his pubes on fire with the flames of mountain before having intercourse with his partner which also set her pubes on fire thus creating a fountain of flames.
Dude i did the 'Hawaiian fire fountain' last night and now i don't need to shave
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When using a chemical to remove hair from your groan area, it drips down the crack of your ass and burns!
I was trying to wax my bikini area, and ended up with a Brazilian Brush Fire. My butt crack burned for days.
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A yeast infection and the associated burning feeling.
Holy shit I need some Monostat, Ize gots the Fire Puss(y) goin again.
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When you shoot your load in a chicks mouth, you hit the back of her head to make her gasp and then she blows your load out of her nose.
I tried out the fire breathing dragon trick last night. It's probably better with someone else, you know, not so lonely.
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A sexual act occuring while the female is menstrating. During anal sex, the male removes his penis from the anus and inserts it into the bloody vagina. He then pulls out his red penis and sprays all over the female.
"Hey did you hear what Steve did to Allison last weekend?" "No what?" "He gave her the ol Colombian Fire Truck! She is fat!
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