sexually aroused to the point of feeling your sexual organs will explode
Diana, those morning videos have got me so fucking horny.
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A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work
What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...
I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.
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Where your fucking a bitch doggystyle and u whisper in her ear "your sisters better" then hang on!!!
I was rodeo fucking this bitch last night I hung on for 15 seconds.
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1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.
2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.
"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"
"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"
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Allowing someone who is shining his/her high beams in your rear window to pass so that you may in turn shine your high beams in his rear window.
I was on the highway and some jerk was blinding me with his high beams. So, I let him pass and I light fucked him.
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Used when having sweet sweet sex you cumming yet (moan)
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A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.
Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree
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