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Flare Free

Anti-inflammatory gluten, dairy, sugar, corn, soy free comfort food that won't cause autoimmune flare-ups.

My knee pain went away since eating Flare Free!

by cheflrod August 10, 2022


tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.

Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!

by QuacksO April 29, 2016


free spin

When you and an ex, after being broken up for a few months, and neither of you are in a new relationship, sleep together one last time.

"Julie came over to pick up some stuff she left at my place and we ended up sleeping together."
"Oh, you took your free spin."
"What?'
"Yeah, it's perfectly acceptable to sleep together one last time. In order to put a positive punctuation mark on a relationship that may have ended badly, you get one free spin."

by JustTH January 28, 2017


Free will

Not real

Your entire future was made from the start of time, I believe.

Free will

by DICKWARIO July 15, 2021


Free will

No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.

Hym "The no free will thing is religion. You're doing the same thing they are doing."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024


Free will

The main reason you might get fired and go to jail if they find out you like to dip your penis inside every coke you give to the Bk costumers.

I dont like free will... i'd rather eat wood or shit

by SVESNE February 8, 2020


Free Will

The state of being outside of an institutionalized environment.

Within the confines of this building your fate is subject to the organization, you won't have the free will to do as you please.

by Dingish June 9, 2024