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Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.
Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.
Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.
someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women
“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
“ew”
Noun
a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
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John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
Rat Jesus. The god of all these fucking rodents. It is whatever rat related you want it to be. The rat that is fucking your wife or girlfriend behind your back.
Just rat.
Ryan don't take this personal >.>
Do you remember that black plague? Ryan Chiang was there.
Smallest kid in the grade, is absent every week for xbox. Hair looks like a mofo mop. Ryan is known for jas .
Ryan O’Connell stuck his dick into the xbox slot and fucked it as he skipped school for a cough.