When you fuck a girl balls deep while she is on her period.
Friend: how you gonna smash that when she on her period?
Me: Ill put my balls in her sauce i don't give a fuck
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Jerking off and having your semen go everywhere
Person 1: Flick your sauce in the urinals mate, I gotta poop.
Person 2: I'm almost done... clench it man!
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This is the best sauce to exist. You should totally ask every restaurant for it too.
Him: What sauce is that?
Me: It's the Gugu Gaga sauce.
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Igniting a dildo on fire, and ramming it straight up ones urethra.
Guy 1: I tried a hot sauce hotdog last night.
Guy 2: NICE!
Guy 1: I had to go to the emergency room.
Guy 2: Are you alright?
Guy 1: A few singed pubes, but I'm alright.
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When you consume large amounts of beer through a funnel/beer bong and can't consume it all in one go so throw it back up into the funnel/beer bong to finish it off.
Bro dont let it go to waste, puke back in the top and have a self saucing pudding
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