To denote the profound grotesque appearance of a persons face.
"Fuck Me! She has a face like a dropped pie"
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Life is good! Things don't get much better than this!
My wife's pregnancie test was positive, my stocks up $11,000 overnight! Man O' Man!...my life is a RC Cola and a Moon Pie!
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When you bake a pie for the bad president you have a orgasm in his pie haha watch him eat it
I'm Jack Bauer and I'll make you eat my famous jack bauer cream pie
when you spit a loogie into a girlβs vagina, then blow a cloud of cremΓ¨ broulΓ¨ Juul smoke up there. once you start laying down the pipe and the smoke squeezes out, RUSSIAN CREAM PIE.
βI gave her a Russian cream pie, then she left me on read the next day.β
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A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
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Purportedly, intended to be a clever way of saying something along the lines of "shut up" or "be quiet."
(Class talking)
Mr. Knabb: Shut your pie face!