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Dick Brick

An action, intentional or not, that restricts someone from getting some. Often times this is motivated by feelings of jealousy and competitiveness.

A dick brick is an individual who engages in such actions.

I was so close to getting some, but Holland wouldn’t leave. She’s such a dick brick.

by Pegretscravis April 26, 2019


Dick Brick

When it’s so fucking cold outside

Yo it’s dick brick today.

by andy_get_gotted January 30, 2019


teddy dick

When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.

Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.

by collmen188 February 19, 2015


Crum Dick

Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick

YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!

by TheUndergroundShade June 17, 2016


dick snuff

one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.

Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009


dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan

Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”

by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014


dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 19, 2017