An action, intentional or not, that restricts someone from getting some. Often times this is motivated by feelings of jealousy and competitiveness.
A dick brick is an individual who engages in such actions.
I was so close to getting some, but Holland wouldn’t leave. She’s such a dick brick.
When it’s so fucking cold outside
Yo it’s dick brick today.
When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.
Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.
Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick
YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!
one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.
Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!
noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals
Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan
“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”
Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."