A guy with a massive cock with the most insane girth, also commonly known as the big dick bandit
There’s Chris Garza he’s known for putting people in wheel chairs after sex
Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin
Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”
Chris~ *Dials 911*
Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
A fucking man who roams the streets of woodchurch and liverpool doing stupid shit like kicking bins over and robbing jetskis.
I saw Crazy Chris the other day, he was riding the liver birds on the Liver Building!