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If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
Jesus my friend
A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."
"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.
Praise the greatness that is South Park Jesus!!!
A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him
Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him
Take my peace or sanity, piss me off, make me lose my shit.
1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.
Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!
Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".
Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.