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The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024


Tomato can

Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.

Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022


Kallie can I

Where you can't do shit

I'm going to biuld a truck.. "kallie can I"

by Yamaha 295 January 01, 2022


can anyone hear me

help me please i cant escape HE'S GETTING CLOSER HELP HELP-F POJHMNOGH BIJKSDHADVHUIJE,FKED

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by majizinga December 06, 2021


Candy’s Can

A place to use the bathroom, a portable toilet served through various companies, one of the porta potty companies.

I need to use the candy’s can.

by Juneberry You June 20, 2023


Canning

When a person, place or thing is sour, uncool, out of style, stank, etc.

Omg! That outfit Aunt Flo is wearing is canning.

Lornie is canning. He hasn’t showered in a week.
Wow! Donald Trumps toupee is canning.

by Michelle Flett November 24, 2021


Canning

Canning. The act of pooping in a can and hucking it at a stranger or a friend.
Short term of Canning: Can.

Friend 1: "Yo bro, you tryna go canning?"
Friend 2: "What's Canning?"
Friend 1: "Pooping in a can and throwing it at someone"

by apiehuwiq December 09, 2024