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A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
A place of education in Elgin, Scotland. Known for being terrible and making you feel as though you have become dumber rather then smarter.
Person 1: You going to Moray College?
Person 2: I would much rather slide a glass tube into my urethra and hit it with a hammer.
Person 1: ..... Oh.
A degenerate school for sluts and drug addicted retards, most of the teachers are devil worshippers. some of the best things you learn there are how to smoke a bong and cheat on your year 12 exams.
Person 1: "I just set fire to Greensborough college"
Person 2: "The world is a better place"
A way of predicting the winner by combining the results from each of the major polling sources.
Today's news predicted the presidential winner using what we might call the "polltoral college."
A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport
Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there
What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job
For my college major I am gonna choose medicine