Modern day school dance

A very large orgy, in which all participants wear formal clothing. Although, I can tell you from experience that wearing no clothes at all helps with the purpose of the orgy.

Joe: So, Fred, did you go to the "modern day school dance" Saturday?
(Fred gives a puzzled look)
Joe: The giant orgy?
Fred: Ooooh, yeah!

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holly from dance moms

the absolute best person that could ever walk the face of the aldc cinematic universe. best role model for any up and coming parent. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE. AN ABSOLUTE KWEEN!

“EMptY cHaIr dO a SoLo!!!”

holly from dance moms —

ummmmmm ya

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Salvadoran Dancing Worms Disease

A disease that originated from El Salvador that causes the sufferer to fall on the ground and start erratically convulsing and vibrating. The movements look like someone trying to do the worm and that is where the name comes from.

My doctor prescribed me medicine to help stop my Salvadoran Dancing Worms Disease.

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all-singing, all-dancing

All-singing, all-dancing: state of the art, perhaps a little conceited, best new thing. Popularised by the movie Fight Club (1999), starring Brad Pitt, David Norton, Meatloaf and Helena Bonham-Carter, directed by David Fincher and based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk.

We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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cafe con leche dance

A dance move where you slightly bend the knees, and shake your ass from side to side, arms in the air, snapping your fingers to the beat.

My bf made us laugh, bustin' out with the cafe con leche dance and groovin' to Chaka Khan.

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chicken noodle soup dance

when a male or female of any species gets on their hind legs and jumps up and down while screaming racially obscene words.

Damn Nigga, that nigga ova there just did the chicken noodle soup dance all over my car.

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Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early

"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"

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