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A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.
Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"
1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.
2. A stupid fangirl
3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)
Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!
God slut, stop being such a douche turtle
I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.
when a bro screws you over for something stupid
(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!
Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas!
Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag!
Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.
Fanchon is a douche bag.
A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.
Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!
Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?
An combination of the words Douche-bag and Jerk-off
Brian Antczak, "Quit being such a Douche Off... Did i just say 'Douche Off?'"