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D&D(Dungeons & Dragons) now referred to as OD&D(Original Dungeons & Dragons) published in 1974 was originally created by Dave (David Lance) Arneson in his home campaign called Blackmoor in 1971. After Dave Arneson introduced Gary Gygax to the game in 1972, Gygax took Arnesons unique transcendent creative concept and added a few of his own ideas and wrote the game published as D&D(Dungeons & Dragons) now referred to as OD&D(Original Dungeons & Dragons) .
D&D(Dungeons & Dragons)is now referred to as OD&D(Original Dungeons & Dragons) to separate it from all of the later inferior game versions bearing the names D&D and AD&D. The D&D versions referred to as 3.x, 4E and 5E are descended from the AD&D line and not from the original D&D line of games.
OD&D is the best and greatest of all roleplaying games and all other games are cheap inferior knockoffs of the original gem. OD&D is the One True Game.
Tonight instead of Pathfinder, lets play the real D&D(Dungeons & Dragons) , the original 1974 D&D.
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when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.
i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.
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Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.
"I rocket rode that fat potato faced caroline so hard her teeth got stuck in the door"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"
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A farel mystical beast. Breed in the ominious dark of night, a creature half lizard, half cat escaped from the most foul depths of purgatory. With a fang so black and wicked it roams the South Side, causing tooth decay upon the innocent. As legend tells, if you can tame the brute he will spin you gold teeth from dental floss.
I crossed the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther, luckily I had some whiskey and like half a pack of cigs. He purred like a baby kitty and weaved me up this sick mouth piece. He is actually a pretty cool guy, were gonna hang sometime.
The awkward sounding title of the remastered Dragon Ball Z series. They actually managed to keep their promise and cut the 291 episodes to 100 episodes to make it truer to the manga and (but mostly to) make a profit . People annoyed by drawn out battle sequences like spirit bomb charging see this as a gift from heaven. Due to changes in Japanese TV laws (I think) there is less blood and super violent scenes, but this also means the American version has less edits as well. New scenes and animation have been spliced into the original to make up for filler among other reasons. Some filler still exists in the new series b/c they couldn't condense the manga into a perfect 100 episodes.
Fan 1: OMG! Piccolo's blood is purple this time!
Fan 2: What blood! Raditz had a hole in his stomach and I saw no blood! Why does Piccolo have blood?!?
Fan 3: No filler! Dragon Ball Z Kai is so awesome!
Fan 4: Yeah there is!!! Right there! (Points to screen making permanent smudge on new tv) See it?
Guy: STFU!
Random Fan: Awesome fight! Perfect length! YES! (Jumps up and down and charges a kamehameha)
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Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....
I gave Emma Henry an Angry Dragon Monkey Tash, and she said thank you!!!
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When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.
"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"
"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."
"...that's fucked up, dude."
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