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In 2007, a last Alliance of Geeks, Jocks and Nerds united under one single banner and started an epic crusade to rid the world of the growing menace of the evil, self-cutting emos. Their leader the people call ''The Forum Troll'' on the net, started recruiting his army. Armed with Bob Marley Music, lots of Courage, fun colouring crayons and Tears of Jews, they started hunting the emos down one by one desperatly seeking the way to destroy their menace permenantly. Fighting from the peaks of the west indies to the shores of Australia, the Crusaders found a way to destroy the Emos: It is said in the great American Idol Fan Book that to destroy the Emos, the only way is to decapitate their Queen. Since then, they have been looking for her, hunting her down to destroy her.
At the base of the mighty mount Washington, the Alliance of Jocks, Nerds and Geeks fought off the legions of Emos. Victory was near! But the power of the Emo Queen could not be beaten. The War on the Emos was almost lost...Until...
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Someone who is emo and christian at the same time.
I love God and Jesus. (looks in mirror) Yay! my hair is so awesomely emo angel today!
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Whiny, puny dudes who have worn tight women's jeans for so long that their testicles never dropped. They are constantly shoving their thin girl hands in their pockets which further complicates their testicular problems. As a result of this behavior emo fucks inevitably grow up to become adult teenagers who sit in the dark and listen to shitty,lispy songs about candles,dead dandelions,and unrequieted puppy love. They seldom make eye contact partly due to the greasy, dandruff laden, bangs that hang over their eyes and partly due to their lack of masculinity and/or courage. They love to call everything gay even though they would be gay if they could only achieve an erection in those cute jeans. In summary, emo fucks are weak poeple who need to hide in numbers. They identify with crappy faggy music and always try to be in love so they can get their heart broken and gain emo cred with their defeatist self loathing lackeys. I plan to run for president in '08 on the emo fuck holocaust ticket. If i win, we will have sweater burnings in the streets. We will provide guns and bullets to all emo fucks who want to kill themselves, and eventually we will reach the final solution: we will hold a huge free vegan buffet, but unbeknownst to the emo fucks... the food will have egg and cheese in it!
"Fear not the wrath of the emo fuck, for he is sensitive and quite fun to provoke."
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A photograph showing a person taking that actual picture of themselves, usually appearing to have a stern facial expression. It is taken actually holding the camera and pointing it at yourself rather than someone else taking the picture or using a self timer and a tripod. These types of photos are commonplace for myspace users.
That emo-shot really brings out my tears.
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someone who doesnt exactly fit in. they probably dont even try. we dont all slit our wrists, and can be great people if you get to know an emo person. it could be called a way of lif or just whatever you define it as. they most likely want more alone time than others. Emo has a distinct style that others may call kinda gay, but they obviously know nothing about being emo. We listen to watever kinda music we want wether its cool or not. A true emo will where whatever they want wether its tight jeans or a pink and black striped scarf, it doesnt matter, a poser emo will try to where tight jeans and black and talk about how they LOVE to cut themselves. This is all that comes to mind so, yeah.
Emo Kid listening to his favorite music:_the lyrics of that song are deep and move me to an emotional level i have never felt before
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an emo guy with lots of upsets incidents happen thru out his life..
that seno emo isnt it? its a pity..
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A boy who generally has long hair covering one or both of his eyes, which will usually be outlined in thick black eyeliner and/or eyeshadow and tight pants, usually girl's skinny jeans, wearing Chuck Taylor's or other skinny, flimsy footwear. Though often referred to as being cutters, many "emos" are not actual cutters. In fact, the term emo is simply a shortened form of the word "emotional," though most emo boys dress after favourite bands. The deepest desires of a large percentage of the female population, emo boys are not always gay, though some are.
I want an emo boy.
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