A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.
(Facebook Hashtag)
#eatingasammich
"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley
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The leech of society. Because Facebook doesn't have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your Facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.
Your Facebook Hashtags. I hate them.
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A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.
Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!
Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.
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When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.
Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o
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a facebook friend who is also in your circle of actual friends, but who never checks his facebook.
"Hey is Johnny coming tonight"
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."
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Someone who constantly creeps on facebook, and knows everything about somebody through facebook.
Guy 1: Man, John and Sarah are friends again!!
Guy 2: Man you are such a facebook pedophile.
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A facebook warrior is a person who is always on facebook.
Tyrone : Yo swear down bruv, James is always on facebook.
Reece : Yeah innit he's a facebook warrior.
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