video game guys put on there snapchat story thinking they are impressing girls but really they are just making girls hate them more than they already do.
“You wanna play fortnite tonight”
“Hell ya I need a gf”
The game that makes their girlfriends jealous because they pay more attention to the game then to them. But they don’t understand how serious the game is, you look away for one second and your dead.
My girl won’t stop talking about Fortnite.
I wonder why, she’s jealous. It’s the best game
That one game that nobody asked to exist
Damn bro, Why is Fortnite good, Nobody wants this shit to exist
We like fortnite - timmy age 8
Hey have u heard about the new fortnite season?
Fortnite is the mastermind of brainwashing children and making them loose all their braincells.
A game that people are getting so obsessed with, that is causing them to loose there girl/guy.
Also played but ugly mf,
Also played by virgins
Girl: Babe if you don't stop playing fortnite ima leave.
Guy: "hasn't slept in days because he's been playing fortnite" okay talk To you later.
Girl:"leaves, updates her Insta to single"
Guy: "eventually falls asleep, wakes up the next day wondering what happened to his life"
Gentlemen don't be stupid pay attention to your lady.👨💔👩
Fortnite walked up to my man and they ended up fucking on the floor.