Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

Half Mom

your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom

Im with my half mom and half brother

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

Half Chucker

When one is of African Spear Chucker and Caucasian decent.

I never knew Mike was a Half Chucker.

half-grandaunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

My half-grandaunt is a good person.

half-grandaunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

Half-grandaunt.

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.