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Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.
"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton
When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry
Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse
Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.
Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.
Bro give a horse to her .So she knows how much she means to u
april 26 is international horse day
Omg it’s April 26! It’s international Horse day!!
a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!