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1) What people say about themselves when they have nothing to say.
2) A phrase used when someone states the obvious.
My online dating profile needs to describe myself. I love to laugh, have fun, and enjoy living. But then... doesn't everyone?
Hey, do you love to laugh?
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When during full penetration anal the receiver shits out the pecker.
Lenny and Roxanne did a love shit last night. It was a mess as she didn’t have an enema beforehand.
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The weight you gain when you become happily comfortable in a relationship.
Elvis: Ever since I started dating Alex, I've gained about 20 pounds.
Danielle: No shit, that's called love chub. Put the fork down.
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Commonly abbreviated as FL . It's someone you have mad love for & will always be there for you no matter what. The one you will always go back to.
That's my First Love(FL).
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When someone tells you they love you after a short period of dating or not dating at all. Drawing in the person to manipulate them to make them think they're cared for right before you break their heart
"He told me he loved me. We've only been talking for a week, but we click so well! Maybe I say it back so he feels loved!" "No don't do that! He's love bombing you! If you say it back, he wins!"
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A manga/show about a boy who inherits a girl's dormitory from his grandmother. From there on he goes on misadventures. It also mixes in some sexual content.
Naru:My boobs are getting bigger but there still not as big as your's. <thinks keitaro is some one else>
Let's give 'em a squeeze. Huh? What's this hard thing it's getting bigger and bigger..........
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from a song "evry me and every you" by Placebo, "sucker love" is using people for sex until you get bored with them. It's the complete opposite of relationships and love.
"sucker love I always find, someone to bruise and leave behind"
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