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The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.
Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
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No longer avaible dring it ,and stuck it forever be a acting baby
o ga o ga oga
No More Mommy's Milk to dring
Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player
*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
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It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk
He’s going to the store years later
Dad:I’m going to buy milk
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:I’m back from the store
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like {squeezing a lemon but where you squeeze her ass, squeezing it this hard makes it come out in a liquid form, like chocolate milk
mmmmm i love drinking freshly squeezed chocolate milk
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When a woman licks shitty nuts that just came getting fucked in her loose rectum(anus, prostate, butthole, poopipe, asshole)
Wow! Whoppers is the original malted milk balls!
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When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...
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