March 11

The worst fucking day of the year

Friend:man i just lost the person of my dreams
Other friend: its march 11 dude what did you expect .

March 11

Girls have to give boys free money to commemorate the famous musician, sugon.

Boy: Hey did you hear of March 11?

Girl: yeah I know here's your 50 bucks loser

March 11

Act like you fell in love with everyone day

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing

You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh

March 11

A birthday for a piece of shit

Ayo my friend annabeth has her birthday on March 11 let's make it her worst

March 11

March 11th is national give ur girl ya hoodie day

Girl:Babe its march 11
Boy:So?
Boy: ohhh *gives hoodies