a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.
Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....
Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.
Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher
or
Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher
a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down
Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.
1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.
1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"
3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.
Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.
A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.
I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
Muffin cupcake heeler is the full name of Muffin, a character from the Bluey series
Someone: Muffin cupcake Heeler likes skirts