Muffin is a replace for fuck, but way worse. Don't every say muffin out of context or it will get you in trouble.
"Give me all of your money" Robber said to me
"What the muffin!" I replied
muffin is officially a curse word.
Shut the muffin up"
is equivalent to
"Shut the f*ck up"
A person who is acting silly or ridiculous. Made more potent by using the word "absolute" in front.
No you can't open a bottle of tequila on the plane, you absolute muffin!
A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie
muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!
Slang for a fat person
Slang for having a bad hair cut
Fat under you pelvic region
Your muffin looking ass couldn’t do jack shit.
an ugly cupcake
that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin