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muffin

Muffin is a replace for fuck, but way worse. Don't every say muffin out of context or it will get you in trouble.

"Give me all of your money" Robber said to me
"What the muffin!" I replied

by coochiewomen February 18, 2021


Muffin

muffin is officially a curse word.

Shut the muffin up"
is equivalent to

"Shut the f*ck up"

by KylitoHere August 30, 2021


MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020


Muffin

A person who is acting silly or ridiculous. Made more potent by using the word "absolute" in front.

No you can't open a bottle of tequila on the plane, you absolute muffin!

by moonhoax July 4, 2021


muffin

A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie

muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!

by a random person here November 24, 2019


Muffin

Slang for a fat person
Slang for having a bad hair cut
Fat under you pelvic region

Your muffin looking ass couldn’t do jack shit.

by PledgeKiller69 December 25, 2023


muffin

an ugly cupcake

that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin

by :{DDD November 14, 2008