penis conduction

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.

Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!

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penis points

When a guy gets special treatment because he's of the male gender.

Ugh, why does my teacher give penis points?

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Sucking of the Penis

It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob

Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more

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mock penis

a huge clit that is so big it resembles a penis

elaine has a mock penis bro!

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penis surprise

When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.

"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"

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penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.

You penis dialed me. Again!

Penis Plumber

A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra

"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."