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The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
A cum-filled grenade. It has a 0.1% chance to do double the damage!
Omg a 2x surg egg! so much cum... yummy! yum! yum!
The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.
Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.
Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.
Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.
I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.
egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…
egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...
!!!"
A series of emojis used by Syko to screw with the cookie he loves the most.
“What does cowboy egg lipstick mean?”... you tell me what you think it is. ;) <3
To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.