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A MTV show shown on monday nights where six 18-24 year olds ride around in a winny, follow clues, perform missions, and reach a handsome reward.
Away Message= road ruling it (meaning watching road rules)
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Never kiss a girl on the mouth. It means you have kissed every boy she has kissed or worse every cock she has preformed a felatio upon. Suggestion is to get info from rule 188 before proceeding.
Guy- Ah man I can't wait to kiss my gf.
Friend 1- Rule 189
Friend 2- I'll invoke 188 just incase
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Same thing as rule 11, but for two people of the same gender.
npesta: God, we've just been staring at this .jpg of a brick wall for an hour, I'm so bored.
Technical49: Rule 11?
npesta: That only works on opposite genders, Rule 159?
Technical49: Sure
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A rule made during a drinking game usually kings. A person during the game puts the fist up. Whoever the last person to put their fist up is must proceed to give an Imagineary blow job to whomever the first person to put their hand up chooses. Also they choose where the cum shot will be. U must try your best to make it as believable and realistic as possible. Use whatever props and tools u may need. Have fun and make sure to get your hand up as quickly as possible :)
Hoenheim rule possible choices: Avatar, clifford, the easterbunny, scooby doo, a person in the room. A few of many choices. :)
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Rule 126 - At least one other rule must be brought up in a political debate for it to be valid. No matter your party.
Boy - Turnip is my president!
Girl "But what about Rule 126 -_-?"
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The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.
Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"
Woman 2: "26 months old"
Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."
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Similar to rule 34(literally means rule 3 sub 16)
3:16 A) If it exsists someone will find something wrong with it in the Bible.
3:16 B) If this rule is invoked you are required to say that you have invoked rule 3:16.
3:16 C) If you invoke rule 3:16 and you tell them that you invoked rule 3:16 you are not required to prove that the Bible says something against it.
3:16 D) You cannot invoke this rule when reffering to: Death, BDSM, Furries, or Killing. anything elese can be invoked upon.
3:16 E) this rule must be reffered to a "rule 3:16" it cannot be refered to as rule 3.16 or 3.16 or rule 3-16 or any combination of these (it can be reffered to as 3:16, 3 sub 16, 3 subsection 16 or the Bible rule).
3:16 F) Furries are not allowed to be invoked by rule 3:16 as stated by rule 3:16 D).
3:16 G) The rule may be invoke upon at anytime by God or his angels for any reason and He/them is not required to give a reason.
3:16 H) Hell cannopt speak out against this rule nor can a person say "to hell with rule 3:16" or any form of damning of this rule nor can a person say "forget 3:16" or any form os disavowing or encouraging the disavowing of this rule.
3:16 I) noone may condone the uninteligent use of this rule. (if you do not know what the rule means you cannot use it)
3:16 J) all parts of rule 3:16 cannot be changed edited or restated in any way.
X: look it's pie
Z: pie is a sin
X: why?
Z: rule 3:16
X: the Bible rule?
Z:*no response*
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