folder talk

"Folder talk" is a term for when someone is telling a you story and they change the subject in the middle of it,

creating a "folder inside of a folder". (A "folder" means a story/subject).

I am credited with introducing the term "Folder talk".
The idea for the name for the term sources from me being unable to finish a story without going into very unimportant details about a completely different story for the reason of me having a fear of being misunderstood which results in always creating a folder inside of a folder inside of another folder.

Folder talking might be irritating at times, but it's important to remember that a person who folder talks can't help it.
It's necessary that you sit through the whole story, act like you are invested, interested and fully understand it.

Me: "I once overheard a conversation of two people sitting next to me on the bus, they were talking about-

Oh, that just reminded me, have I ever told you about that one time that I-"

Y/N: "YO, STOP FOLDER TALKING!"

Me: "Oh, sorry!"

list talked

List talked- talking about every menial task you have to do with an inflection at the end of each one.

That bitch Mary list talked every fucking thing she had to do today. "First I got to showerrr, then I have to put on my clooothes, then I got to go to start the caaaar, then I got to go to the stoooore, then I got to go to the baaaank, etc......

talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.

"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."

local talk

the cancerous language that is used by a local

words like: sister, snatched, wig, tea, stan, unstanned, anything said by james charles.

person1: sister snatched my wig! person2: that's local talk

Smiley Talk

One who types in all capitol letters, and no one can understand a word, except the smiley posting the content.
Must have decoder ring and booklet to read their posting (which is on back order)

"SMILEY TALK" WHERE ARE ARE FRIENDS. WHO ARE ALL OF YOU THIS TIME NO ONE WIL SAY WHAT YOU SAID IT WILL BE THAT IT IS.

Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

Talk Shitting

Talk shitting is the act of words coming out of your mouth that don’t quite make sense.

“Wow, Amanda really is talk shitting today. She’s incompetent...today at least”, claimed Claire.